I'm tall. And Skinny
yup and God made me that way. of which i have no complaints :)
now to the fun part. Over the recent years of being tall i.e 1992 till now, i have been asked many questions regarding to my height by a whole assortment of people. Of which some questions have been REPEATED so often that i can come up with the answer b4 the question even comes out from ur mouth...
Heck ive even decided to rank the questions and give my typical cynical comments, for general amusement of course. Now onto the countdown :)
oh yeah before i start, let me make myself clear: i take no offence in anybody asking me the questions below. I'm used to it remember? All in good fun eh
NO. 4
"Do you have to bend down taking public transport?"Yup, this is actually in my opinion quite a good question. If u ask this, that means you are quite observant about the public transport system. Well done. Being observant is a plus point for me.
Yeah i do have to bend down when i have to take some public transport such as the SINGAPORE bus, and SINGAPORE MRT. Notice the country reference? Apparently i dont have much problems here in Melbourne. The Singapore bus was fine until they started to build 'Super Buses' with cushions on the ceilings. Yeah u heard me right... Cushions on the ceiling... What the? it's a pain to stand in those buses. The MRT (Train) doors are at least a head's length lower than me. I can live with the doors but not e buses man...
NO. 3"Are your parents tall?"Hmmm... A good question if i may say. A small amount of scientific knowledge MIGHT be present in your brain to ask this question. Notice MIGHT. Unfortunately, to some people's disappoinment, my parents aint that tall. Sorry folks that's my answer.
Here comes the killer, " then why are you so tall?"
This is when i go speechless. I have no freaking idea. Ask God. Tall parents doesnt GUARANTEE tall children. Likewise if you are dead gorgeous it doesnt mean ur offspring are DEFINITELY gonna highlight the catwalks and runways. I would love to go into genetics, mutations of genes, reccessive and dominant traits, but i wont. That's why i'm always honest. I dont know.
NO. 2"Do you play basketball?"Depending on who's asking this question, my answer will vary coz the definition of
play is very subjective. Personal reasons. On another note, NOBODY has ever asked me this question:
"Do you play volleyball?"True, tall people play basketball (that's where you get your inference from) but the last time i watched sports on SBS, dont tall and skinny people play volleyball too? If one can make the basketball relation, i dont understand why no one can make the volleyball inference. That is why i cannot fathom why nobody has asked me that volleybal question before. NEVER ever before. Maybe volleyball isnt that popular? I dont know man.
Finally,
NO. 1"What do you eat to make you grow so tall?"
Erm guys i have no idea. You can observe my every meal if you want. If i had any slight idea of what food caused my growth spurt of 1.62m to 1.82m, i would have definitely patented that particular food , mass produced it into a drug and sold it to the general population; at the same time earning billions of dollars coz i think alot of people would want that certain drug... Well for starters, if u really wanna know how to grow taller, u could start by being as sacarstic and obnoxious as me. hehz
Oh well, that ends the countdown :) yeah i totally understand people who ask me such questions have good intentions in mind or are just making conversation. And i have no qualms about people asking that. It's just that ive got so much of the questions above that sometimes it amuses me. yeah but it's all in good fun as i said. insight into my life. It's my blog after all. haha